|Dave Daubenmire, easily one of the dumbest people in America|
There are a few particularly ignorant holdouts, however. They are there principally so that we can mock and laugh at them. I've got a doozy for you.
According to the Friendly Atheist, via Right Wing Watch, one of these losers is some idiot named Dave Daubenmire, who claims to be a "Christian" pastor. He said he recently took his daughter to the zoo, which proved to him that interracial marriage is wrong. Here's his "logic."
"You don't see eagles marrying buzzards, do you?" he said.
As is obvious to everybody except the extremely dumb and racist Daubenmire, eagles and buzzards are different species. Plus, to be Captain Obvious, wild animals don't get married. Animals of the same species mate, but last I checked, eagles and buzzards and other animals don't get a marriage license from the town clerk then go down to the courthouse to tie the knot.
Segregation is A-OK according to Daubenmire, too. At the zoo aquarium, the guy that runs it keeps certain fish out of the tank because those certain fish would eat all the other fish.
Hmm. I have not heard of one human interracial couple in which the one partner eats the other. But I guess that's besides the point.
The idiot Daubenmire has said many, many spectacularly dumb things in the past. He says, for example, masturbation is gay sex because you are having sexual contact with someone of the same gender. He says, really oddly, that "big business" is using fetal tissue in food supplements, additives and sweeteners.
I'm writing all this as a public service: The next time you are feeling stupid or ignorant, remember you have nothing on Dumb Daubenmire.