I have been temporarily far too busy to post on this here blog thingy lately. I hope to post more soon.
For now, though, I should mark the passing today of the great Doris Day, who passed away today at age 97. As the loving obits all note, she really had a full, busy life of talent.
I'll save these good tributes for the experts. I'll just mark her passing with this tribute: A video of Doris Day and her famous song Que Sera Sera
Matt of All Trades blog, like the title suggests, is by a Vermont author and offers offbeat musings on pop culture, media, journalism, humor, weirdness, stupid people, smart people, my life as a journalist, landscaper, photographer, married gay man, dog lover and weather geek and more. It's run by me, Matt Sutkoski, a native Vermonter living in St. Albans, Vt.
Monday, May 13, 2019
Thursday, April 25, 2019
Manila Earthquake Creates Waterfall From Skyscraper Rooftop Pool
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| Water cascades off the side of a Manila skyscraper as an earthquake sloshed water out of a rooftop swimming pool. |
The stronger of the two quakes on Monday was centered just 50 miles from the Philippines capital of Manila. High rises swayed and panicked workers fled from buildings.
One big highrise has a rooftop pool. In an earthquake the swaying from side to side on top of a skyscraper is bigger than at the base.
So the quake sent pool water cascading over the side of the building like a waterfall.
The video, below, is pretty dramatic.
Watch:
Monday, April 22, 2019
Baby Elephant Makes Me Want This Man's Job
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| Dan Daeng was trying to paint a fence. Khunsuk the baby elephant would have none of it. It was time to play! |
Khunsuk would have none of it. Khunsuk is a one year old baby elephant who thinks all work and no play makes Dan a dull boy.
So, Khunsuk tried to put a stop to Dan's work. He tried slapping Dan with his trunk to get him to play. He tried tapping on his leg. Dan ignored Khunsuk. There was work to do! But Khunsuk said, no, and ruffled Dan's hair.
It was all over. Fence painting was done. Time to play. The resulting video, below, makes me really wish I had Dan Daeng's job.
Or, at least I could hav Khunsuk the baby elephant over to my house for awhile so we could play in the yard.
Watch:
Tuesday, April 16, 2019
This Casually Dressed Dad Will End Up On America's Got Talent, Or Something
A rather buff dad in a football shirt and shorts looks like he wanted to entertain his smiling young daughter at Disney World.
The dad, named Justin Gigliello was at Disney World with his young daughter.
He posted the video on Twitter, and wrote: "I just wanted to share this video for a Disney experience! We just went to Disney World ast week and my daughter asked the pianist at the Grand Floridian if I could sing while he played."
The pianist agreed and began playing the Franz Schubert masterpiece Ave Maria and Gigliello began singing it. Beautifully.
The best part besides the singing is the proud look on the face of the young daughter as her father performed.
Naturally, the clip has gone viral. I'm also sure that producers from shows like "America's Got Talent" are beating down Gigliello's door trying to get him on these shows.
Here's the video:
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| Justin Gigliello belts out "Ave Maria" during a visit to Disney World with his young daughter. |
He posted the video on Twitter, and wrote: "I just wanted to share this video for a Disney experience! We just went to Disney World ast week and my daughter asked the pianist at the Grand Floridian if I could sing while he played."
The pianist agreed and began playing the Franz Schubert masterpiece Ave Maria and Gigliello began singing it. Beautifully.
The best part besides the singing is the proud look on the face of the young daughter as her father performed.
Naturally, the clip has gone viral. I'm also sure that producers from shows like "America's Got Talent" are beating down Gigliello's door trying to get him on these shows.
Here's the video:
Tuesday, April 9, 2019
Awesome, Odd Fosse Choreography And 1960s Cool On Video Fascinates Me
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| A scene from Bob Fosse's choreography of "Rich Man's Frug |
The show involves the life of Fosse and his romantic and creative partner, the dancer Gwen Verdon.
As my mind tends to wander into unexpected corners, I recently heard a snippet of the song "Rich Man's Frug" from Sweet Charity, the 1966 musical by Neil Simon and choreographed by Fosse. (It was later made into a movie released in 1969.
I was very young in the mid and late 1960s, and I always admired what to my mind were the sophisticated adults in the room. Or more accurately, not in the room, but out there in the world, somewhere. In some alluring city that was not West Rutland, Vermont, where I was.
I'd see glimpses of televised variety show performances from shows like "Sweet Charity" and others during the rapidly changing 1960s. Even as a five or seven or eight year old, I could feel the fever of that era, even if I didn't fully understand it.
These were exotic people doing exotic things in exotic times. There was precious little of that in the small Vermont town where I grew up. As an adult, I love the little town of West Rutland. Back then, not so much.
All those feelings about the worldly matters I craved came back to me when I looked up Rich Man's Frug and found this 1960s, very awesome Fosse choreography to that song from Sweet Charity. The video is simultaneously dated and so modern cool and wonderful that I can't resist.
It might be the best Fosse number I've seen. I love the odd physical movements, the fake air of snootiness on the faces of those dancers, the humor in all that athleticism.
Here's the video. Totally worth the watch:
Thursday, April 4, 2019
Throwback To 1971: Elton John Explains How "Tiny Dancer" Came To Be
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| A still from the music video for "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John. The song was released in 1971, but didn't get an official music video until 2017. |
The blog Laughing Squid found a YouTube video in which Elton John, in 1971, then roughly 23 years old, explains the musical mechanics of the song,and why he chose the music the way he did for the lyrics, penned by his longtime co-writer Bernie Taupin.
The song is about Taupin's girlfriend and eventual wife Maxine Feibelman. The tune has a rather gentle musical score. Elton John said that decision was based on the lyric, "Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand."
Hard, driving rock does not fit well with ballerinas, John explained.
"Tiny Dancer" was never a huge hit on the Billboard charts, but man, has it had staying power! It has become a classic in every sense of the word.
This song never had an official music video until 2017, when Elton John participated in "The Cut" a video contest for up and coming videographers. Filmmakers made music videos for three of Elton John's early classics, including Tiny Dancer. I do think the California breeziness of the song is captured well in that 2017 video.
But you be the judge. First video is the throwback to 1971, when Elton John explains the song's construction, and the second video by Max Weiland, which uses a wide range of Los Angeles characters to demonstrate how much this song has kind of united us.
Sunday, March 31, 2019
Another Sign Of The Apocalypse: Super-Crazy QAnon Conspiracy Book Selling Like Hotcakes
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| The idiots of Qanon prove that there are zillions of suckers born every minute. |
A book called, "QAnon: An Invitation to the Great Awakening" was a big boffo seller on Amazon, at least earlier in March.
QAnon, for those who mercifully haven't heard about it yet, is probably the most bonkers conspiracy theory in history.
The basics of the conspiracy are that the world is run by a Satanic cabal headed by Hillary Clinton. She and other prominent Democrats also supposedly run a child sex ring in the nonexistent basement of a Washington DC pizzeria.
Moreover, according to this wild and stupid conspiracy, Donald Trump and Special Counsel Robert Mueller are secretly working together to destroy this evil cabal.
As NBC reported in March , the book was at No. 9 in all books about politics and No. 1 in all books about "Censorship."
Apparently, "QAnon: An Invitation to the Great Awakening" is full of garbage that comes at you willy-nilly.
NBC describes it thusly:
"On one page, the book baselessly claims that the United States created AIDS, polio, Lyme disease, some natural disasters, two Indiana Jones movies and the Pixar movie Monsters Inc."
Wow, that's some busy government we have doing all that! I wonder why this secret cabal took the time to make these movies?
NBC's report goes on helpfully:
"The book posits that Monsters Inc shows off a government plan to collect children's blood 'that gives (government figures) some form of high or youthful look."
Oh. But then why doesn't Hillary Clinton not exactly look like a spring chicken? Oh, sorry, we're not supposed to question the logic of these insane conspiracies, are we?
The reason that this weirdness is doing well on Amazon has to do with the old, sad fact in America: There is a sucker born every minute.
Social media has been playing wack-a-mole with these whackadoodle conspiracies. NBC quotes conspiracy theory research Mike Rothschild saying YouTube recently changed its algoritms to make it more difficult for the grifters pushing Qanon to make monetize their video creations.
So, Rothschild said, these grifters are no dummies: "They absolutely exploited flaws in Amazon's algorithms." The book, Rothschild said is "a bold new step in the endless grift at the heart of Q."
In an earlier article from last August NBC tried to explain why people fall for conspiracy nonsense that is batshit crazy.
People have always thought that many things don't happen by chance. There's an underlying reason. That's how conspiracy theories are born.
I get the NBC story on why people believe conspiracy theories, but I'm still struggling with how people get to that state of mind. According to this article, people who are generally anxious and feel like their life is not fully in their control anymore, gravitate to conspiracy theories.
Alright, so I get it how people believe in things like a conspiracy over the assassination of JFK, even if the theories are pretty off. But how do people get to insane things like Qanon?
What's really dangerous is the people like Alex Jones who peddle conspiracy theories to the masses. I'm sure he doesn't believe the crap he spouts. He knows he can make money off it because of all the gullible people out there.
As thoughtcatalog.com points out, these gullible people are willing to believe the global elite are planning to murder 80% of the world's population, that children killed in the Newtown, Connecticut massacre were just crisis actors that were part of a "false flag." Jones had a guy on his show and demonstrated support for the dude who was claiming that the 2,000 children that go missing everyday are being sold to Mars as sex slaves.
There we go again. The strangest conspiracy theories involve sexual crimes against children. I'm glad people are fighting back. Jones is being sued for his terribly harmful antics, and it's not going well for Jones at all.
The best explanation for Qanan and its popularity that I've seen came from columnist Clarence Page.
He writes:
"The Qanon theory, whatever its origins, sounds tailor-made for core Trump supporters who need supporting arguments for the alternative scenarios spun by the White House, conservative media and other Trump allies.
Qanon is scary partly because its promoters want it to be. 'Triggering the libs' or 'owning the libs' - i.e doing things specifically to upset liberals - is its own reward to many on the right. But paranoid politics can pop up on all political sides - and often does."
Unfortunately, the game of "owning" the other side, the enemy, has become more important than facts in this world. The most dangerous part of all this is that when we ignore facts for fun and profit, those facts always come back to bite us on the ass. Often with tragic results.
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