Thursday, April 7, 2016

Right Wing Groups: Help Us Boycott PayPal By Donating To Us Via PayPal!

The Family Research Council hates PayPal for hating
North Carolina's anti-LGBT law, but at least for now
you can donate to the FRC via PayPal. Hmmm.  
A fun little side issue in the Great North Carolina PayPal move controversy is the people who want us to boycott PayPal want us to use PayPal to donate to their organizations.

As noted previously, PayPal announced earlier this week they wouldn't be locating a processing center in North Carolina after all.

PayPal executives were understandably annoyed with North Carolina's legislature and governor adopting a weird law that would, among other things, make transgendered people use bathrooms that correspond to their birth certificate, and not to their current gender.

There's also some other anti-LGBG goodies in that law.

Anyway, the law goes against PayPal's corporate philosphy about inclusiveness, so they'll look elsewhere to locate their new office.

(Note: Already, other states, including here in Vermont are yelling for PayPal: Over here! Over here! Come here! We'll see how that goes.)

Predictably, various and sundry evangelical and right wing activist groups are annoyed with PayPal for being annoyed with North Carolina's law.

These groups want us to boycott PayPal, and donate to their organizations to fight the heathen PayPal.

According to JoeMyGod, at least two of these groups, the Family Research Council, and Franklin Graham's outfit, tell us the best way to donate to fight PayPal is through, um, PayPal.

Ooookay then!

Tony Perkins of Family Research Council says they will remove the PayPal option soon. Let's see if they do.

Franklin Graham complains that PayPal operates in countries that are very abusive and hostile to gays and that's true. But they don't have their corporate offices in these countries.

Nevertheless, Graham says PayPal is hypocritical for backing out of North Carolina when it does business in oppressive countries

But Grahams's web site invites you to donate to him via PayPal. 

No that's not hypocritical, uh-uh.


Mississippi Latest State To Screw Itself Over Because Jesus

The Mississippi billboard says it all...A 
It seems to be a required ritual of Republican state legislatures across the United States.

Prove to their voters they are Christians by passing odious and usually unconstitutional laws "legalizing" discrimination against gays, and transgender people and anybody else they deem as not going to be Saved.

The latest is Mississippi, and as is that state's style, basically every business, every service provider, every government agency and every church can now refuse service to gay people, and anybody else they deem immoral, like people who have sex outside of marriage, whether straight or gay, divorcees, you name it.

The only protected people in Mississippi are monogamous, straight married couples. Presumably only ones that are Christian.

I don't know how you determine whether somebody who walks into your store is following these rules without interrogating them, but I'll let Mississippi figure that out.

That state sure does have a lot to figure out, especially this: Why does the Mississippi legislature and governor do something like this, knowing that there will be an outcry that will hurt its already meager and sad economy, budget and everything else?

I don't have a good answer, and they probably don't, either.

I know these weird "religious liberty" bills are coming fast and furious nationwide from wackos who want us to turn into a theocracy.

It's everywhere, it seems, not just Mississippi. Tennessee. Idaho.

The governor of Idaho just had to veto a bill that would have said schools can use the Bible in public school instruction. The gov, and his attorney general, wisely said this would have been unconstitutional.

Tennessee State Senate, not to be outdone, approved a bill designating the Bible as the official state book. The state's attorney general, along with every other legal eagle, says the measure violates the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment.

One Tennessee senator, according to Slate, said "the very founding of our nation, the very form of government we have to today" is based on the Holy Scripture.

Um, no. They created a secular government in which the freedom of religion was bestowed on the citzenry. Quite a different thing.

 The Tennessee legislature, in its "wisdom" also passed a bill that would allow mental health couselors to not help someone if doing so would conflict with their "sincerely held religious beliefs."

As the website thenewcivilrightsmovement.com put it:

"The ACLU of Tennessee warns the bill, should it become law, would allow counselors to 'refuse to see clients for almost unlimited reasons. For instance, a counselor could refuse to see a lesbian simply because of her sexual orientation, or see a couple involved in an interfaith relationship A counselor who is an atheist could refuse to see a Catholic client - and the list goes on.'"

That last sentence is important, and could really screw the right wing evangelists who are trying to create this evangelical Christian theocracy.

All this anti-gay, right wing evangelical Christian faux lawmaking is being done in large part to distract from the real problems facing their constituents that the legislatures are too stupid, or too in the pocket of wealthy campaign donors to tackle.

Let's not deal with an iffy economy, creating jobs, paying for schools and infrastructure, all that stuff is too hard!

So the resort to the tried and true "the gays did it" or "the atheists did it" or whatever to redirect voters' ire. That way, when the economy, the state, the schools, the roads and everything else is a mess, they can just blame it all on the gays and the ungodly, and pretend it's not their fault.

OK, then, Christianity is saved from the heathens! Our laws work!

Or not.

What happens if some smart aleck gay person, atheists, activist or prankster tries to take advantage of these new rules and laws to turn them on their heads?

The unconstitional lawmaking is designed to "protect Christians" from the "attack" their under from society as a whole, not to mention the big bad heathen U.S. Supreme Court.

You saw the example above of the atheist counselor not treating a Catholic client. You know somebody is going to refuse to serve somebody in Mississippi or North Carolina because that would-be client is an evangelical Christian.

"It's against my closely held religous belief to serve a Christian, so I'm not going to do it."

Will these upstanding Christians cling to their weird theocratic laws then? It will be fun to watch.

Meanwhile, the economies in the states with the bigoted legislatures are going to suffer because of their actions. (But as noted, it's the gays fault! And the atheists!)

We know North Carolina is losing lots of investment and business from people repelled by their bad anti-LGBT law. North Carolina has potentially a lot to lose: Its business sector is pretty vibrant.

You'd think the Mississippi legislature and its governor would work on fixing the state's really big problems. And they're YUUGGEE! as Donald Trump might say.

As ThinkProgress notes, Mississippi's economy is ranked worst of all the 50 states. It has the highest unemployment rate, the lowest gross domestic product per capita, the lowest averge money spent on personal consumption and the lowest average annual wages.

Mississippi also ranks lowest on its innovation and technology efforts, its educational attainment and health.

The state sounds like a helluva fun place, huh?

Their legislature and governor are only making things worse in Mississippi.

What happens when Mississippi gets too poor to even maintain its Christian churches?

Easter Horrors Continue: "Pagan" Easter Bunny Verbally Abused In Church Parking Lot

Our hero, Christine Weick, angrily confronts the
pagan Easter Bunny at a Tennessee church.  
Easter was a couple weeks ago now, but we're still getting reports of the trauma the holiday caused this year.

First, we had the Great Easter Egg Hunt Riots of '16 in Connecticut and Vermont.

Then we had the crime-fighting Easter egg hunters who saved the day in Britain.

Now we have reports of a woman named Christine Weick doing battle with a giant Easter bunny in a Tennessee church parking lot.

Actually, it was a person dressed as the Easter Bunny, but whatever.

The video of the Christine/Easter Bunny battle is at the bottom of this post, by the way. Totally worth the watch.

Apparently, a "pagan" Easter bunny has no business being in a church parking lot, let me tell ya, and Christine let him have it!

"You call yourself a Christian in a pagan custume!" Christine yells at the hapless Easter bunny.

You get 'em girl.

The poor guy standing next to the Easter bunny can only say, "Y'all have a nice day."

Not with Christine around, we won't.

Christine really works hard to preserve the sanctity of Easter. She also yelled and screamed at the ungodly people enjoying an Easter egg hunt in Tennesee this year, too.

(H/T to BoingBoing for this Tennessee Easter News.)

By the way, if the name Christine Weick is vaguely familiar, it's because she's the nutjob who confronted Katy Perry's father in Phoenix last year because he's not controlling and shutting up his superstar singer daughter, who is leading millions of people, including Christine's son, into wicked ways and hell.

Or something like that.

The Christine Vs. Katy Perry's dad confrontation is something to watch, too.

Kudos to Katy's dad, who is a Christian pastor, for keeping his cool. If the glory of God is anywhere, it was with Katy's dad, not Christine.

But what do I know?

I have no idea what other Easter horrors I've yet to inform you about, but I'll keep searching and let you know!

Here's the Christine Vs. Easter Bunny video:

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Officer Joshua Kehm Real He Man; Able To Slam Kid To Floor

A police officer slams a misbehaving
12 year old girl to the ground, and its caught
on video. He'll get away with it.  
UPDATE: 4/12/16

The school district at which Officer Joshua Kehm bodyslammed that 12 year old girl has fired him.

It also appears Kehm tried to weasel his way out of the mess he created, describing in his report the girl accidentally fell, which, as the school district says is "inconsistent" with the viral video.

I'll say!

Texas Rangers are investigating to see whether criminal charges ought to be brought against Kehm. I'm still not holding my breath on that one, but we'll see.


PREVIOUS DISCUSSION:

Details are scant but a video went viral this evening showing a school police officer in San Antonio viciously slamming what is said to be a 12-year-old girl to the ground.

In the video, we see the officer, identified as Joshua Kehm, lifting the girl off her feet, then slamming her to the ground with all his might.  The video is at the bottom of this post, if anyone wants to watch it.

I bet you do, Officer Kehm. It's maybe your finest moment.

You must be so proud of yourself, Officer Kehm! Wow! What a way to gain control and impress all the other kiddies around there.

Bet you hope she got hurt real good, doncha? That'll teach those snotty nosed kids to respect authority. YOUR authority. You with your broad shoulders and bulging biceps.

I bet it felt so good to slam the kid down like that. You won't be able to stop smiling for weeks, will you?

Oh, I know the kid was probably misbehaving. I actually agree with you that some kids are disrespectful, fight, misbehave and cause all kinds of trouble. Reports are she was fighting with another student. And she was struggling against you as you tried to pull her away, which I agree is a no-no.

So sure, discipline the kid, I'm all for that.

By the way, they've already disciplined her, fairly or not. The Associated Press said today that the grl has been suspended from school. 

To you, though, the only alternative you saw was to slam the girl's face into the pavement, then lead her away, dazed and in cuffs.  No wussy detention or suspension from school for this kid. Beat her up instead!

Did you get a chance to punch her a couple times in the squad car, too?  Gotta reinforce your message!

Most cops aren't like you. But a few are. And you can relax. You'll totally get away with this. Just like the other cops who beat up misbehaving kids and teenagers. Or shoot them because they look like gang bangers, or might or might be carrying something that might or might not be gun, Or just because you're pissed off because the kid is walking out in the streets while black.

They'll investigate you, Offier Kehm. The school district says it's investigating, and if the school drops the ball, the local D.A. says he'll investigate.

Maybe they'll you a slap on the wrist, suspend you for a couple days. Just for PR purposes, until this blows over and the obnoxious journalists and social media people like me go away.

Then you'll be reassigned to another school, and you can go ahead and beat up another person. Hopefully this time, they'll have a ban on taking cell phone videos. You gotta get away with it, you know. You don't want any messy commentary.

Yeah, I'd love to hear your side of the story. I'll even add it to this post, just for fairness. But television station WOAI says you're not talking.  Stupid journalists, daring to ask you questions.

But you are SUCH A STUD, Officer Kehm! Don't forget to kick a dog or a cat, just for fun, on your way home. You want to stay in practice for the next kid that pisses you off, right?

Here's the video:

Lip Syncing And Melissa McCarthy Go Well Together

Melissa McCarthy enjoying the colors of the wind on
The Tonight Show With Jimmy Kimmel.  
A regular feature on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Kimmel is the lip sync battles he does with various and sundry celebrities.  

I've featured a couple in this blog already. But I can't resist another one.

Melissa McCarthy is probably the Queen of hilarious physical comedy, and she lip syncs spectacularly.

See "Bridesmaids" and "Spy," and I'm told her latest movie, "The Boss.")

In case you haven't seen it, lip sycning goes great with McCarthy, as this hilarious clip from the show:

Renamed George Mason University Law School Is Probably Not For Assxxxxs

The late U.S. Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia
might have reacted like this to the quickly
abandoned acronym for the George Mason
University law school named after him A 
George Mason University had what seemed like a great idea.

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died in February, and George Mason decided to honor him by creating the Antonin Scalia School of Law.  

Sounds wonderful until you see the new law's school's acronym: ASSoL.

Probably not the intended message here.

According to Slate and a host of other publications, George Mason University is rethinking the law school name.

They still want to honor Scalia, but maybe in a different workding concept. We're noticing on its website, they're calling it the "Antonin Scalia Law School at George Mason University.

That would leave us with the acronym ACLS.

A little better, but maybe a touch too close to ACLU for the late conservative justice's taste.

We'll see.


Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Walmart Is Unclear On The Difference Between Maryland And Massachusetts

Walmart said these two states look pretty much alike,
so who cares if a University of Maryland t
shirt has a Massachusetts map on it?  
At Walmart, they had  t-shirt that touted the University of Maryland.

Go Terps!

Here's the problem. The logo on the shirt shows a map of Massachusetts, not Maryland.

I'm not sure how many University of Maryland students, faculty and alumni don't know whether they are in Amherst, Massachusetts or College Park, Maryland, but I'm sure it's not many.

That doesn't stop Walmart, though, no way! Facts are stupid anyway, right?

According to Consumerist, a shopper tried to point out to Walmart that perhaps the University of Maryland is in, um, Maryland and maybe the t-shirts should reflect this notion.

I hope the initial response from Walmart was meant as tongue in cheek, but I'm not sure and that scares me.

I, and pretty much everyone else disagree on this point, but Walmart said both Massachusetts and Maryland start with the letter "M" and maps of the two states kinda, sorta look alike.

Good enough, then!

Or maybe not. The Washington Post reports, amid the growing embarrassment of these shirts, that Walmart is pulling them from the shelves and apologizing to University of Maryland fans.

Maybe Walmart could have fun, though, confusing other states and their universities. Colorado and Wyoming are both shaped like squares, so you could switch their university logo shirts.

Mississippi and Alabama look vaguely like mirror images of each other. New Hampshire looks very remotely like an upside down Vermont, and Delaware looks a bit like a mini mirror image of New Hampshire.

This is getting confusing.