Booby Trap: Most Ridiculous Self-Inflicted Medical Crisis Ever

Elizabeth Starr wanted to make it big. Really big.

The sad case of Elizabeth Starr, a big porn star.  

To do that, Starr became a star in the porn, or at least the porn-ish world, of having the biggest fake boobs ever.

(Note: If you click to her web site in the hyperlink above, do realize its NSFW)

Yes, her breasts are humongous. Two heavy beach balls affixed to her chest. Yes, she looks ridiculous.  But who cares, she figures, they're her money maker.

The bizarre fake boobs are from these weird procedure in which they absorb water, and get bigger and bigger over time, over years. It looks like she's going to flop over any minute now.

And she might. Possibly not from top heavyness.

Anytime you alter your body to some extreme, there's health risks. Doctors have told her  she must have a double mastectomy or be at great risk of losing her life.

According to the Daily Mirror, this type of breast enhancement, if you want to call it that, is pretty much never seen outside the porn industry. It has over the years been banned by the United States and the European Union because of the obvious danger.

But she says she's not going through with the mastectomy because the enormous boobs are her livelihood.

What'a poor, top heavy girl to do?

Said Starr:

"It's hard when you have been a victim of something and it's even harder when you choose a path in life where people might look down on you and think, 'She deserved it.' But I wouldn't wish this on anyone and I hope my story will act as a warning. 

I won't pretend to be an expert on what would lead someone to do this to their body, or feel like they have to.

Her quote to me is a little cryptic. She hopes her story will act as a warning. Against what? Abusing your body to make extreme fetish enthusiasts happy? Choose this kind of odd career path?

All I know is Starr looks cartoonish and people probably laugh at her. And she probably knows that.

I feel sad for her. I wonder what her life would have been like if it had not been dominated by boobs and porn, but rather her brain, or talent or whatever else she would have had to offer.

And I really have to wonder if there's a lot of people who are into porn who like boobs that big. If there is a sizable (ha!) number of people who admire Starr's boobs, I definitely have reason to worry.

I, along with a lot of other people, are making a joke of this situation, but honestly, I hope Starr finds health and better chapters for the rest of her life.