As I passed some recycling and other debris waiting for garbage pickup, I had to sidestep some poop on the grass. As you can see by the pic, it was not traditional poop, the kind left by a dog.
I haven't seen a 45 rpm record in a long time. And the record is called "Poop." I'm unclear who sang it. I almost grabbed the 45 so I could play it and hear what the song was. But then I realized it's been decades since I had access to a record turntable.
So, like all smart people, I didn't touch the poop on the lawn, and walked away.
