This "pastor" has some interesting theories about Barack Obama, Justin Bieber and transgenderism. |
Last we checked in with Atlah World Missionary Church Pastor Rev. James Manning, he was telling us that Starbucks was putting semen in their lattes from gay people.
Yeah, I know, it's hard to top that, but Manning is trying and he's doing a damn good job at it.
The latest, from Raw Story:
"(Manning) warned recently that President Barack Obama and other leaders were convincing young girls - like pop singer Justin Bieber - to become transgender."
Um, OK. There's a LOT of things I could say about Justin Bieber, and not many of them all that positive. But he's transgender? That's a new one.
Seems we're a little short on details as to why Obama would encourage young girls to become transgender. Or why any doctor would agree to make a very young girl transgender. But we can't let facts or common sense get in the way, can we, Rev. Manning?
Raw Story goes on:
"'We're talking about young girls, six to ten years of age' ....Manning said in a YouTube video. "They can be led or influenced to cut off their breasts once they get into puberty. They can be led to have operations - like Justin Bieber - they can think that the best choice for their life is to cut off their breasts."
Justin Bieber, appearing here in a Calvin Klein underwear ad, was once a girl but was forced to become a transgendered man, says a random wacko. |
Of course, we're only getting one side of the story. Bieber has not stated whether he is a former girl, and none of his friends have done so.
But Manning is a man of God. He HAS to be telling the truth, right?
Anyway, Manning is going to put a stop to this outrage. That this outrage doesn't exist in the real world, not just in Manning's fantasy world, is really besides the point.
Says Manning:
"I will chase every sodomite, I will chase every lesbo, I will chase every political leader with the power of God, with the chariots of fire.....that these children be not misled by people in congregations and people in business or in politics like Obama that are influencing these children to throw their lives away the way Justin Bieber threw his life away."
Wow, you've got the power of god and the chariots of fire, Rev. Manning? Boy what I love to hang out in your garage when you tinker with all that stuff!
A question, though Um, have we asked Bieber if he thinks he threw his life away? Just askin'.
You can watch the whole YouTube video Manning put together on this subject. It really is something to behold.
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