|How'd you like this guy to be your seat mate|
on your next airline flight?
I've recently written about the impossibly long lines created by TSA staff shortages and incompetence combined with a do-nothing Congress.
We have idiotic movies, like Snakes On A Plane, which certainly sounds unpleasant.
Now we've just had a real life drama that's even worse than the aforementioned movie.
Tarantulas on a plane!
Makes me look forward to some upcoming flights I'm taking in June.
According to The Guardian newspaper, two huge tranantulas got loose in the passenger cabin on an April flight from the Dominican Republic to Montreal, Quebec Canada.
Understandably, the incident had passengers screaming and standing on their seats, and flight attendants urging everyone to keep their ankles covered.
Yeah, a lot of good that would do for the women on the flight wearing skirts or dresses.
Let's allow Catherine Moreau of Quebec tell her in-flight story, as related by Radio Canada:
"I was wearing a skirt and a spider crawled up my leg...,...It was during a meal. My husband managed to catch the spider in a plastic container, but it wriggled its legs out. My daughter was crying, she was in shock."
Yeah, I bet!
Especially since they're so huge.
The Guardian and Radio Canada said that a Montreal entomologist, Etienne Normandin said the type of spider on the plane is roughly four to eight inches long and has fangs that can be nearly an inch long.
The bad news, Normandin said, is this type of spider is quite aggressive. The good news, I suppose, is the venom in these spiders isn't especially potent.
Great. I'm sure everybody who was on the plane was just overjoyed with that news.
The tarantulas were on the plane in the first place because probably some idiot hid them in their carry on luggage and they escaped.
Apparently, there is a market for these things and the mystery passenger who brought them on board probably intended to sell them in the Montreal area.
Tarantulas as pets? No thanks. I'll just keep my two furry non-aggressive, happy and not scary dogs, thanks.