Friday, September 2, 2016

Taco Trucks Will Dominate Our Lives If Hillary Wins

Trump's camp warns that if Hillary wins, we'd have
a taco truck on every corner. Sounds delicious! 

In a brilliant move, a Denver city councilman parked a taco truck across the street from the city's Trump campaign headquarters.

The councilor then turned the taco truck into a voter registration booth.



Yesterday, we got this dark warning from a Donald Trump surrogate: If Hillary wins, there will be a taco truck on every corner.

The horror! Delicious tacos just feet away from any location you are anywhere in the United States. This is better than a chicken in every pot.

Ooops, sorry, I'm supposed ot be horrified. Tacos. Damn Mexicans. The Trump people say anything with a whiff of Hispanic culture is bad for America.

The warning about a taco truck on every corner was delivered by Latinos for Trump co-founder Marco Gutierrez.

Latinos for Trump? I bet there are a lot of empty seats at their meetings!

Anyway,  Gutierrez was on MSNBC when he said. "My culture is a very dominant culture.... And it's imposing, and it's causing problems. If you don't do something about it, you're gonna have taco trucks on every corner."

This just might be Hillary Clinton's new campaign logo. 
With that, we got the second big Trump-related Twitter hashtag of the week, #TacoTruckOnEveryCorner.

Frankly, I'd like to aim higher.  I think there should be a margarita truck on every corner. I was thinking Gutierrez is also afraid there might be a mariachi band on every corner. That would get a bit noisy, but what the hell.

I think Hillary Clinton should run with this. She's ahead in the polls, so if she promoted the idea her presidency would inspire a taco truck on every corner, she'd be a shoo-in.

Talk about a jobs program! All the unemployed people in the United States could get a job in the multitudes of street corner taco trucks.

And maybe margarita trucks, too!


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