If Company Slogans Had To Be Honest.......

I found a great thread on Reddit that asked people to come up with the catch phrases for companies if they all had to be scrupulously honest.

There's a lot of them on the Reddit feed, so if you have time, go through it. A lot of them are pretty entertaining.

Here are some of my favorites:

Is this one of many companies that needs
a new sales logo

Carnival Cruise Lines: "Oh Come on. What are the chances something will happen this time."

Motel 6: We'll leave the light on for you because this is a dangerous neighborhood."

Facebook: We know more about you than you do.

Walmart: Home of 53 registers with only three open.

United Airlines: You wish you would have walked. (Editors note; I will have MUCH MORE on how this tagline is true in an upcoming post.)

Internet Explorer: Your Number One browser for downloading other browsers

Grey Goose Vodka: Tastes the same as Absolut but shows people how rich you are.

Whole Foods: You can't be liberal on cheap food.

Depends: When nature calls, take a message.