|Our Florida Man ice cream thief|
flips the bird at the surveillance camera.
Surveillance video shows a guy stealing an ice cream cooler at a convenience store.
It might seem hard to do, taking a whole Good Humor cooler from a convenience store. You'd think somebody would notice, after all.
But, according to the Miami Herald the store clerk, Beauvais Guisman, was sound asleep, just inches away from where the cooler had been.
I never knew a convenience store was such a comfortable place to sleep. The things you learn!
I'm not sure what you'd do with a whole cooler of ice cream. You can only eat so much of it, after all.
But maybe the suspected thief, Dennis Norman, 25, was especially hungry.
The Miami Herald said police figured out that Norman was a frequent visitor to the nearby Zoo Gym Health Club. He'd probably worked up an appetite from all those hours in the gym.
From gym records, police caught up with Norman at his home. He'd stashed the ice cream in his own freezer, but said he couldn't remember what he did with the Good Humor cooler from the store.
He couldn't remember? A big cooler is not like a set of car keys. It's kind of hard to misplace.
Then again, Guisman, the store clerk misplaced the cooler, too. After all, he slept through the whole theft.
Guisman is probably the former store clerk now, as sleeping on the job, especially during a theft, is likely a no-no. I'm afraid Guisman is going to get very tired again and fall asleep in a bad location.
All that pavement pounding looking for a new job has got to be tiring.
Here's the fun surveillance video of the incident: (The thief flipping the bird at the surveillance camera is a nice touch)