|See that bit of bird poop on Vladimir Putin's shoulder?|
Totally fake. Somebody photoshopped into a video.
Turns out it was totally fake. I and a lot of news organizations and bloggers got taken.
Britain's Independent was able to prove that somebody who is pretty damn skillful at altering videos inserted the bird poop from the sky.
So it turns out Putin was not the victim of targeted sanctioning from a bird.
So oh, well.
I still think Putin is creepy, and wouldn't mind if a bird really did poop on him.
One can only dream.