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"binky bandit" with his pacifier in Oklahoma.
According to television station KFOR, police seemed pretty incredulous:
"The unusual part about this case, as you can see from the photos, the suspect has a pacifier in his mout while committing thsi crime, said Oklahoma City Police Sgt. Jennifer Wardlow.
The victim cooperated with the pacifier sucking suspect by handing over his money and his car keys.
That allowed the suspect to speed away."
The binky is the most interesting part of this crime, but judging from the KFOR report, the whole incident is a total mess.
"When our crews came to the street where the victim lives, we discovered a blood trail in the driveway of the victim's home. The blood drops started two doors away."
The night before a car slammed into a vacant home on the street where the suspect lives, the driver sped away, and two bloodied men casually walked down the street as if nothing happened.
We're not sure why all this transpired, but it is possible Binky Bandit was somehow involved. KFOR also says the victim in the carjacking has a lengthy criminal past as well, but there's no evidence the victim has a binky.
The suspect might have the pacifier, says News9 in Oklahoma, because people who take hallucinogenic drugs sometimes use binkies to keep from grinding their teeth.
Since there's no telling what a person on hallucinogenic drugs will do, here's my advice. If a guy sucking on a pacifier tries to rob you, just do what he says so he gets out of there as quickly as possible.
And I guess you should lock up your baby's pacifier so these kinds of creeps won't steal them. Or something.