Sunday, November 29, 2015

Worst 2015 Christmas Gift Idea: Bacon Scented Underwear

You can buy this bacon scented underwear for just $20 each! 
For the processed meat fan on your Christmas list, I've solved your gift giving problem:

Bacon scented underwear!

Yes, you can buy such underwear from an outfit called J&D's for the low, low price of $20. It comes in both women's and men's styles!

The underwear design also features a strip of bacon in a most strategically placed spot in the front of the undergarments. What fun!

J&D's has the following tongue in cheek product warning on their web site:

"Our legal team has advised us to post the following warnings:
---If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please to don fall asleep in J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear.
-- J&Ds Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers.)
--If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm."

Everybody loves bacon, and bacon is in everything nowadays so why not underwear?

If you're looking for sexy undergarments, though, I don't know if this is going to be the Next Big Thing. I mean, who wants to get hungry for food when you're also hungry for a little loving?

I don't think this is going to be a substitute for any of the most popular colognes out there, either. Imagine being in a high end nightclub. You might catch whiffs of Chanel, Ralph Lauren, Marc Jacobs, Dolce and Gabbana perfumes and colognes, then, bacon?

By the way, J&D's also offers bacon-scented pillowcases and bacon scented lip balm! 

Sorry, I'm skipping the bacon underwear. And the pillowcases and lip balm.  Maybe if I'm that desperate, I could have bacon for breakfast then rub my greasy hands on myself it I want such a scent.

But, no. Bacon is for eating, not for wearing.

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