|You can buy this bacon scented underwear for just $20 each!|
Bacon scented underwear!
Yes, you can buy such underwear from an outfit called J&D's for the low, low price of $20. It comes in both women's and men's styles!
The underwear design also features a strip of bacon in a most strategically placed spot in the front of the undergarments. What fun!
J&D's has the following tongue in cheek product warning on their web site:
"Our legal team has advised us to post the following warnings:
---If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please to don fall asleep in J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear.
-- J&Ds Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers.)
--If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm."
Everybody loves bacon, and bacon is in everything nowadays so why not underwear?
If you're looking for sexy undergarments, though, I don't know if this is going to be the Next Big Thing. I mean, who wants to get hungry for food when you're also hungry for a little loving?
I don't think this is going to be a substitute for any of the most popular colognes out there, either. Imagine being in a high end nightclub. You might catch whiffs of Chanel, Ralph Lauren, Marc Jacobs, Dolce and Gabbana perfumes and colognes, then, bacon?
By the way, J&D's also offers bacon-scented pillowcases and bacon scented lip balm!
Sorry, I'm skipping the bacon underwear. And the pillowcases and lip balm. Maybe if I'm that desperate, I could have bacon for breakfast then rub my greasy hands on myself it I want such a scent.
But, no. Bacon is for eating, not for wearing.