|If this guy wins the Presidency, we'll all learn how|
to properly cook bacon. Oh joy!
Here in the good old U.S of A, crazy Texas Republican Senator "Government Shut Down" Ted Cruz is running for President, as we all know, and like the rest of them, he's trying to get attention.
Say what you want about the climate denying, Obama hating, religious kook Cruz, he's sure got a flair for style, at least in ads and videos.
Earlier this month, he demonstrated how they cook bacon in Texas. He wraps bacon on the barrel of a machine gun and fires away, probably to demonstrate his gung ho guns and red meat style of conservative bonafides to a willing audience.
Or, as Roxanne Roberts couldn't resist saying on last week's NPR news quiz show, "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!" Cruz engaged in classic pork barrel politics. Ha!
I dunno, though. It's a little chilling watching the end of the video, in which Cruz says, MMMmm! Machine gun bacon! Would he have that smirk on his face if he goes to a NATO diplomatic summit as president.
Anyway, here's the video.
Next we move on to Canada. O Canada!
A gentleman named Wyatt Scott is running for the Canadian Parliament.
In is ad, he does a number of incredible things, like ride a giant Canada goose, slay a dragon and send death rays out of his eyes to slay a giant robot thing. A real superhero to save Canada!
If Scott wins, and his performance is anything like what we see in his campaign ad, I think we will all then be able to agree that Canada is NOT, in fact, boring.