Florida Lawmaker Somehow Concluded New Common Core Education Standards Will Make Your Kids Gay

The U.S. Education Department is pushing new standards for our kiddies called "Common Core" 

Florida Rep. Charles Van Zant says Common Core
education standards will turn all the kids gay. EEK!  

It's been the cause of a lot of debate, pro and con, and I won't bore you with the details of that argument here.

Except for one novel objection raised by Florida State Rep. Charles Van Zant, who said Common Core will turn all our kids gay, according to Think Progress.

Van Zant says Common Core will "attract every one of your children to become as homosexual as they possibly can."

He doesn't explain exactly how Common Core will do that, but if Van Zant says it will, who are we to argue?

I took a cursory tour of the U.S. Department of Education's Web site on Common Core and didn't see any enticements for children to become gay, but maybe it's all in code that only children can understand, and Van Zant has sleuthed it out.

Van Zant has a lot of things figured out anyway. As Gawker noted, people who are worried about the world running out of gas and oil supplies are stupid, because God will give us an ample supply.

 "If we ran out, I certainly believe he could make some more," Van Zant said. Maybe Exxon/Mobil should hire God to run their oil and gas exploration unit.