|This won't be enough money to cover damages|
if Anton Purisima wins his lawsuit.
The amount he is seeking is two octillion gigadollars, which is a 2 followed by 36 zeros, says the Web site Lowering The Bar.
Anton Purisima's lawsuit is hard to follow, but it seems to target everybody in the world, including you.
But it appears to focus on the city of New York, a baker, two hospitals, Kmart and a "Latina" dog owner, according to the Huffington post.
He is seeking damages for "civil rights violations, personal injury, discrimination on national origin, retailiation, harassment, fraud, attempted murder, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and conspiracy to defraud," says the New York Post.
The Post says it's sort of unclear what the actions were that caused all these grievances, but it appears part of the problem is a dog nipped his finger, which drew a little blood, and a Chinese couple took an "unauthorized" photo of him.
So get ready to pay up! Just by reading about Purisima like you just did, you surely inflicted "emotional distress" on him.
Although somehow, I think the lawsuit will get thrown out by a judge.