Least Romantic And Sexy Couple Ever

Kimberly Jackson's mugshot. She thought
it would be a splendid idea to screw
her passed out boyfriend in a public parking lot.  

Yesterday, I attended a beautiful wedding with wonderful people in a gorgeous setting.

It was one of the most romantic, perfect things I've ever seen and I'll have more on that later.

However, I'm groggy this early Sunday morning, so I'm going to start with the least romantic thing I've seen. Thank goodness I wasn't there.

A woman was arrested for having sex with her passed-out boyfriend in the middle of a busy parking lot in Norfolk, Virginia.

While people at the wedding I attended politely sipped a bit of Champagne, and acted with absolute charm, the couple in Virginia.....well, let's say I won't be attending their wedding, if they have one.

So, why were our Norfolk couple having sex in the parking lot, near a day care center and several shops?

"I was in the mood, and that's basically what happened," Kimberly M. Jackson, 36, said of her participation in the parking lot pornography, reports television station WTKR in Norfolk. 

The mood - Surprise! -- was brought on by booze.

Jeff Palmer, the unconscious guy, told WTKR Jackson didn't really do anything wrong, even if he was out cold when the gal did her deed.

"I'm here trying to clear her name and let them know I consented to that, I just didn't finish the job as you could say," Palmer said.

Asked why they would do the nasty in the middle of a public parking lot, Palmer said. "Everyone wants to do something spontaneous. I'm not being disrespectful to you. Have you ever done anything spontaneous?"

Ah romance!

Thank goodness I was at that much more pleasant wedding on Saturday!