Newspapers, Church Signs Unintentionally Amuse

I keep running across unfortunate newspaper headlines and layouts and posted signs that fail to work. But the people who screwed up did us a favor by making us laugh. Some examples:

In the first photo, police have made this startling conclusion about crime

Next, I'm not sure the newspaper has otten who the suspects are quite right.

Third, I guess the church needs some joy on Sundays after a week of gloom. At least they're staying optimistic.