Stupid Customers Entertain, At Least

I found a great time waster on Reddit, a whole thread on stories about incredibly stupid customers. 

If you don't want to go through the whole, detailed thread, here are some of my favorites from it:

From a tour operator in Washington, D.C: "How do you get all the flags to fly in the same direction?

At Disney: "What time does the 3 O'clock parade start?"

At a bookstore: "I need to return this Bible. It's exactly the same as the one I already have."

At a hair salon: "Cut my hair to make it longer."

Tech service: "What time does the Internet close?"

Tech service (again) "I have the Internet with news, but could I also have the Internet with shopping sites?"

Television repair shop: "Could you send a plasma truck out here to refill my plasma TV?"

At a t-shirt shop: "If it's buy one, get one free, why can't I just have the free one?"

At a deli: "Which is bigger, the half sandwich or the whole one?"

At an adult movie theater: "Can I bring my 12 year old daughter?"

Do you have any dumb customer questions you'd like to share?