|A nice cool summer job is available in Norway |
if you are good at spotting one of these.
The summer job in question is for a Norwegian polar bear spotter.
The polar bear spotter is needed so that researchers on a remote island can do their work without constantly looking over their shoulders to see any polar bears that might think the researchers are lunch.
Of course, the fine print for the job posting has one necessary qualification that might put me at a disadvantage. First of all, the successful candidate needs to have good polar bear spotting skills.
I don't know what that means. If such skills refer to seeing a big white bear and going, "Oh, my gosh! That's a polar bear!" I can do that. But I don't know if there's more to it than that.
The best candidate for this job should also be proficient with firearms, just in case the polar bear manages to attack.
That could be problematic, because I fear I might be clumsy with guns.
On the bright side, the people offering the job say the polar bear spotter might not ever have to use a firearm "as long as they have a loud voice."
I hope the job application isn't in Norwegian.