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Well, you're in luck. Found on a blog called "What To Do After Survival" via BoingBoing are alternative names for some crayons.
How about "court ordered urine sample yellow."
Maybe "bong water brown"?
"Moral ambiguity gray" might make a good color for storm clouds, mental or otherwise.
And for a really depressing drawing, try "void of existential anguish black"
I'm sure these colors will go over big in kindergarten classes nationwide.