Pine Tree Tries to Kill People in the Park

Enjoying the day in the park can be so hazardous. There's mosquitoes, bees, too much sun, the threat of rain, winos peeing on your picnic blanket. You know, the usual.

A homicidal pine cone in Australia.

One doesn't need additional threats in your average city park, but one in Austraia invented another scary menace. A pine tree in a town with the great name of Warragul  has been dropping watermelon sized pine cones weighing more than 20 pounds. 

Jeez, that's one mean tree.  So, if you ever walk through a park in Australia, wear a hard hat, please.