Monday, July 29, 2013

Never Bring A Baseball Bat To A Gun Store Robbery

Some guy in Portland, Oregon named Derrick Mosley has apparently never heard the cliche, "Never bring a knife to a gunfight."
This guy brought a baseball bat to
a would-be gun fight. Didn't go well for him.

Well, he did bring a baseball bat, and, as it turns out, a knife to the gun shop he wanted to rob, says television station KPTV. 

Predictably to everyone except Mosley, the robbery didn't go very well. The gun shop owner, again, predictably, pointed a loaded gun at Moseley, who by this time had picked up a handgun on the display at the shop to bolster his arsenal.

Once again, predictably, the gun Moseley picked up was not loaded.

The gun shop owner held Mosley at gun point until police arrived and arrested him. He'll have plenty of time to think about how to commit future crimes. May I suggest taking a class called Gunfights 101?

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