Try This If You Want To Combat Road Rage (Actually Don't, But Pretend)

Like many other people, I get frustrated by road ragers out on the highway.

Road rage: Don't get mad, get even, says The Onion.  

You want to exact revenge on these jerks, but the logical side of us know that just escalates the problem and makes things worse.

We can dream, though, can't we?

Leave to the satirical site, "The Onion" to give us a segment from what is supposedly a cheerful, hopelessly smarmy morning news show that instructs us on how to deal with road rage.

Remember! Don't get mad, get even! It also helps to become a really scary stalker. Watch and find out how!