|Road rage: Don't get mad, get even, says The Onion.|
We can dream, though, can't we?
Leave to the satirical site, "The Onion" to give us a segment from what is supposedly a cheerful, hopelessly smarmy morning news show that instructs us on how to deal with road rage.
Remember! Don't get mad, get even! It also helps to become a really scary stalker. Watch and find out how!