Still, it's probably the most important battle, and the most epic of our lifetimes. The fate of the universe rests on this. Or not.
On one side, it's Fox News, where business host Eric Bolling said the new-ish Muppet movie is an attack on capitalism, and it's trying to indoctrinate impressionable kids into some liberal pro-environment mess.
|Miss Piggy at a news conference, battling Fox News|
On the other side are Muppet movie stars Kermit the Frog, and especially Miss Piggy at a London news conference, trash talking Fox News.
Um, reporters breathlessly taking notes and recording every word of what puppets say? A well known news organization worried about puppets destroying the American Way of Life?
Whatever side you fall on in this epic debate, I think it's time we all take a deep breath. In the meantime, watch the press conference video for yourself, because we report, you decide: