The teacher might be willing to help, but the school will probably expel you. And call the cops on you. So just suck it up and suffer in silence.
That's the hideous lesson a fifth grader in Virginia seems to have learned after he brought pot to school to take it away from his father because he was worried about dad's pot smoking habit.
It's those stupid zero tolerance rules again, which is the comfort zone of those few school administrators who can't think on their feet.
While most school teachers and administrators seem to have no problem managing to mete out discipline and education in sensible doses, a few schools just don't get it.
And now I've got another example in this poor Virginia fifth grader. There've been plenty of others, some of which I've written about HERE, HERE and HERE
The Virginia Pilot, in an editorial lambasting the school district that is torturing the fifh grader through their "rules," quotes some administrators who say they can't tailor their draconian rules to fit the situation. One size fits all, folks! Even if means killing a fly with a nuclear bomb.
Writes Kerry Dougherty in the Virginia Pilot column:
"There's really no wiggle room," Bethannne Bradshaw, Suffolk's schools public information officer, told me Wednesday.
Oh really, Bethanne? You can't tailor the consequences of the kid bringing the pot to school to the circumstances of the incident? You, or maybe more accurately the administrators at the school, can't think and just have to follow some sort of rote recipe? How the hell did YOU all get through school with such a mentaliity?
The unbelievable thing about cases like this one is the amazing fact that these school administrators have a fundamental misunderstanding of zero tolerance laws.
On their face, zero tolerance rules make sense. The rules send a strong message that bringing drugs or weapons to schools is strictly forbidden.
Even strong advocates of zero tolerance are appalled by this kind of case, since the ridiculousness of these punishments undermine the concept of zero tolerance.
According to USA Today, zero tolerance rules mean there are consequences for any instance of bringing drugs or weapons to school. But it doesn't necessarily mean automatic expulsion. That means the punishment fits the crime. The punishment can range from saying "don't do that again" to expulsion, depending upon the severity of the offense.
According to USA Today:
By the way, the USA Today article I reference came out in 1999. The need for flexibility within the confines of zero tolerance rules has been the subject of educational journals for two decades now. And some schools STILL don't get it? What's going on?
Oh, you poor thing Bethanne. Victimized because people are calling idiots idiots
The bad publicity is a good thing. For a few school districts, not the many smart ones, but the dumb ones like this one in Virginia, the only thing that has a chance of making them use common sense for once is the toxic pain of bad publicity.