|Most of us see these as a source of nutrition|
or something to donate to the food shelf. A school
in Alabama thinks these are weapons school kids
can use against a school shooter.
One school in Alabama though, has taken the fear of such attacks to a ridiculous level. But at least there will be snacks.
W.F. Burns Middle School Principal Priscilla Holley in Valley, Alabama has instructed kids to bring canned food items to school, says television station WHNT.
Then, if a gunman barges into the school, the kids could throw their cans of food at the intruder, stunning him or even knocking him out until police arrive.
What could go wrong? The kids with the cans would be heroes.
Of course, I'm not sure a thrown can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup is much of a match for bullets, but the school district is going with this.
In a letter to parents reminding them to give their kids the weaponized food cans to bring to school, Holley wrote, "The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel more secure in case an intruder enters the classroom."
I'm all for teaching students to feel empowered, but I'm not sure the midst of a school shooting incident is the right moment for such lessons.
Maybe the kids should just get the hell out of there if they can when somebody with a gun shows up. The empowerment lessons can come later.
And if somebody pointed a gun at me and threatened to shoot, I'm not sure I'd feel that much more secure if I had a can of tuna to throw at him.
To be fair, the Alabama can throwing idea is part of a broader program called ALICE, for "Alert, Lockdown, Inform, Counter, Evacuate."
The ALICE program is used in a lot of schools, and much of it makes sense. It's good to have some sort of plan and training in case the worst happens.
Although a quick look at the ALICE, I didn't see anything about throwing cans at intruders, though.
I certainly hope there's never a school shooting in Valley, Alabama, or anywhere for that matter.
But let's just use the canned food for dinner, or for donating to your local food shelf.