|This is probably safer than a Trump rally.|
You can expect the occasional thrown punch, kick, Donald Trump insult and maybe worse at any of his rallies.
Where can we go that's safer than a Trump Rally?
Twitter, as always, came to the rescue with the hashtag #SaferThanATrumpRally that offers helpful suggestions on what to do that's less dangerous if you fear injury at a Trump gathering.
Check out the hashtag, but for Tuesday's time waster, here's a few of my favorites activities I found under that hashtag that are definitely safer than Trump rallies. Some of them are a little "incorrect," but deal with it: :
--- Hiding In Anne Frank's attic
|Working in this hole beneath a boulder propped|
up with sticks is safer than a Trump rally.
--- Drinking water in Flint, Michigan
--- Answering truthfully to the question, 'Do these jeans make me look fat?'
--- Wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt to a KKK rally
--- Drinks with Bill Cosby
---- Being second in command in North Korea.
---- Gas station sushi
---- Black Friday at Walmart
---- Handing over your complete browsing history to your parents.
|A three hour cruise is probably safer than a|
---- Family hunting parties with Sarah Palin
---- A 1975 Ford Pinto
---- Gay Pride in Russia
---- A high speed joy ride in the back of a Baltimore Police van
--- Being the subject of a Kanye Twitter rant
I'll add my own, more innocent suggestion: Telling my dogs that I'm not feeding them dinner.