Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Everything Is Probably Safer Than A Trump Rally

This is probably safer than a Trump rally.  
As we well know now, Donald Trump rallies are not for the faint of heart.

You can expect the occasional thrown punch, kick, Donald Trump insult and maybe worse at any of his rallies.  

Where can we go that's safer than a Trump Rally?

Twitter, as always, came to the rescue with the hashtag #SaferThanATrumpRally that offers helpful suggestions on what to do that's less dangerous if you fear injury at a Trump gathering.

Check out the hashtag, but for Tuesday's time waster, here's a few of my favorites activities I found under that hashtag that are definitely safer than Trump rallies. Some of them are a little "incorrect," but deal with it: :

--- Hiding In Anne Frank's attic
Working in this hole beneath a boulder propped
up with sticks is safer than a Trump rally.  

---  Drinking water in Flint, Michigan

--- Answering truthfully to the question, 'Do these jeans make me look fat?'

--- Wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt to a KKK rally

--- Drinks with Bill Cosby

---- Being second in command in North Korea.

---- Gas station sushi

---- Black Friday at Walmart

---- Handing over your complete browsing history to your parents.
A three hour cruise is probably safer than a
Trump rally.  

---- Family hunting parties with Sarah Palin  

---- A 1975 Ford Pinto

---- Gay Pride in Russia

---- A high speed joy ride in the back of a Baltimore Police van

--- Being the subject of a Kanye Twitter rant

I'll add my own, more innocent suggestion: Telling my dogs that I'm not feeding them dinner.

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