|Another one of Buzzfeed's windshield notes|
Two of my favorites: "My name is Jack. I accidently hit your car & someone saw me, so I'm pretending to right (sic) down my details. Sorry, Jack."
Another: "Fxxk your car alarm and fxxk you. You're ruining peoples's lives. Expect a brick through window."
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