Gay people are blamed for every misfortune that happens in the world it seems,
And now the latest crisis: The Gays are responsible for the International Olympic Committee deciding to drop wrestling from the 2020 Olympics, says a Russian wrestling coach
|The International Olympic Committee plans to|
kick these guys out of the festivities starting in 2020
Um, I have a dirty little secret for Coach Uruimagov. A lot of gay guys LOVE watching wrestling. Think about it: Very buff, muscular men grappling with each other while wearing revealing wrestling singlets.
Enough to make many gay men swoon, right?
One cannot speak for every gay guy, but I'm sure many are terribly disappointed with the preliminary decision to ditch Olympic wrestling.
Still, coach Uruigmagov is maybe excessively overwrought about the whole idea of Olympic wrestling going away:
Of course, The Gays get blamed for everything. Apparently, gay people and their wicked ways prompted the Newtown, Ct. and Aurora shooting massacres, Benghazi and Hurricane Isaac last year
The gays have also caused the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attack, Hurricane Katrina, Superstorm Sandy, and the nation's generally bad, droughty, fiery, stormy, hot weather last year. Who so many gay people other than me were obsessed with the weather?
Weather drama queens, perhaps.
Anyway, back to the Great Olympic Wrestling Crisis of 2013. Other prominent people are upset with the potential loss of Olympic Wrestling, too. In Monday's Washington Post, former Bush Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld of all people weighed in on the wrestling controversy.
Said Rumsfeld: "Wrestling uniquely encapsulates the Olympic spirit, even though it harkens back to older and more martial virtues, rather than the arts festival and Kumbaya session that some may prefer the modern Games to be."
I don't know why they have to get rid of any Olympic sport. True, no venue is big enough to accommodate every sport in the universe, but just adding one sport to the mix, and leaving wrestling as part of the festivities makes sense.
Anything to keep Donald Rumsfeld happy.